Funny Surveillance Tee — "Ask Your Doctor About The New Flock Suppository" Graphic T-Shirt

This classic cotton tee carries a wink of vintage medical-advertisement humor with an anti-mass surveillance twist. The front features a retro doctor illustration holding up a haloed suppository with the headline “Ask your doctor about the new flock suppository,” lending a dry, tongue-in-cheek vibe that plays well at casual hangouts or low-key social gatherings. The shirt’s relaxed crew-neck silhouette and clean white canvas make the graphic the focal point. Wear it when you want to spark a grin, start a conversation, or roll into a laid-back night with friends who appreciate offbeat, irreverent humor.

Product features

- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable durability

- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth fit

- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/label details and DTG for main graphic—crisp, detailed artwork

- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean