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A bold, tongue-in-cheek bumper sticker that announces your vehicle’s watchful presence with a wink. The bright yellow background and sturdy black lettering read like official signage, but with a playful twist — ‘constant warrantless surveillance’ sparks conversation and gets a chuckle from commuters. The matte finish keeps glare low while a UV-protective laminate and waterproof adhesive mean the message stays vivid through sun, rain, and road grime. Stick it to the back of a van, hatchback, or toolbox to add personality and a bit of ironic defiance to everyday drives.
Product features
- Bright, vivid colors using modern printing for crisp text and high contrast
- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated to last 5+ years outdoors
- Matte finish with UV-protective laminate reduces glare and resists fading
- Waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing for reliable indoor/outdoor placement
- Printed with eco-solvent inks on eco-friendly materials
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
Bumper Sticker — "This Vehicle Is Under Constant Warrantless Surveillance" (Funny Privacy Statement)
Bumper Sticker — "This Vehicle Is Under Constant Warrantless Surveillance" (Funny Privacy Statement)
$7.87
Product features
- Bright, vivid colors using modern printing for crisp text and high contrast
- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated to last 5+ years outdoors
- Matte finish with UV-protective laminate reduces glare and resists fading
- Waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing for reliable indoor/outdoor placement
- Printed with eco-solvent inks on eco-friendly materials
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.